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LVM Launches Bikini Boat Carrying Contest! Win 100 Bucks!


Would you trust this
shuttle bunny to steer
you to a put-in and
take-out?"

Don’t look too closely at the attached model’s masculine face...

Leave it to the folks at LVM to launch a contest of this semi-naked nature. In putting together its first issue of the year (#33), it’s hosting, what else, but a bikini boat carrying contest (note to pervs: don’t look too closely at attached model’s masculine face). Here’s the beta on how to enter, and vie for the 100-buck prize...

“A part of LVM we have always put a lot of effort into is the intro,” maintains LVM’s John Grace. “We’ve attempted to be funny in the intros, creating everything from badass graphics to fancy edits. For this intro we have decided to do something a little different and have a ‘Bikini Boat Carrying Contest.’”

To enter, all you need to is simply video someone in a bikini carrying a kayak and edit it to the provided track (yes, LVM is even providing appropriate “bikini” music to put your submissions to). The winner gets $100 in cash, and will get featured in the intro of LVM #33. “The hottest model may win, or most original edit or even hairiest dude in a bikini, who knows?” says Grace. “But there is a $100 incentive on the table to get out and show the world what you got!”

Before you get too carried away, consider these posts the announcement has already garnered on the LVM site:
1. “That is just wrong.”
2. “I feel desecrated. I took a first look and the girl looked hot then clicked on it and saw the dudes face. Please only show us female entries!”

Details:
Song can be edited to any length: Download Bikini Tunes Here

Send videos in full rez format to (must be full resolution): 765 Crest Rd. Flat Rock N.C. 28731

Questions? Email: lvmvideo@gmail.com

 

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